Unlimited Services Provided Include:

We can give out whatever info. you would like. (Prices, Procedures, Company policies or answers to whatever FAQ’s you have.) Of course, we get better as we learn.

We schedule appointments if you have an on-line calendar or in a schedule book you provide, as long as we’re updated regularly. (Wouldn’t want to double-book you.)

We can give specific messages out to one person or groups of people who might call, i.e. “If Joe Shmoe calls, tell him this…” We can even return calls for you or make reminder and sales calls as long as you’ve had a previous relationship with the callee. Anything but cold-call telemarketing.

Basically, we act as if we are your executive secretaries in the next room but we are only as efficient as the extent of information we are given. So we like to have lots of information so we can sound as knowledgeable as possible.
Let’s be real.

Who would want to sit at your phone for 50 hours a week doing all this stuff for $400 per month? We would!

We are standing by to help with any questions or concerns.

Eve, fearless leader

Edie, second in command

Mail Services

I can provide you with a mailing address here at my office for $20 per month or $100 for 6 months if you pay in advance. We take US Mail, sign for packages or even C.O.D. if you provide a check in advance.  We do not handle pallets of freight.

All I will need from you is:

  • At least one month’s payment in advance.
  • A copy of your picture I.D.
  • Your billing address, if not here.
  • A contact phone number.